Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Bridezilla.com

Even with the media proclaiming 'death to Bridezilla' [theknot] and ushering in the kinder, gentler version 'BrideChilla' [Modern Bride] we still enjoy many of the musings on the fun, tongue-in-cheek, but often 'spot on' site Bridezilla.com. In their own words:

Bridezilla Defined
Webster's Definition: Bridezilla\ bride-zil-a n 1


Horrific, bulging-eyed bride prone to screaming spells and spontaneous fits of hysterical rage. Bridezillas are known to drop blows over seating charts, get bug-eyed at the mere mention of carnations and view hurling champagne at their wedding planners as a form of hazing.

Bridezilla.com's Definition: Bridezilla\bride-zil-a n 1

Exceptionally attractive, confident women who know what they want and can't be bothered to sugar coat because they are obviously on 100 calorie- a- day microbiotic diets and can't even sneak a pack of Splenda if their life depends on it. Bridezillas are both blessed and cursed with a higher vision of perfection than most mediocre, David's Bridal wearing, Gerber daisy carrying mortals and have no choice but to impart this vision exactly to the masses. It is this motive that drives them to demand nothing less than excellence from their staff-err, wedding party.

In short, some people say bridezillas are bat-crazy man-hating Stepford brides. We say potato, potahto.

Check it out!

2 comments:

unicorngirl said...

Hee hee, thanks for the link love Weddex. We don't know who this Bridechilla you speak of us, but that certainly doesn't stop us from disliking her instantly.xoxo Bridezilla

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